Anonymous: If you want to do this diet with me go check it out. I'm on my phone so I'm anon I'll hit you up later but for now get bit(.)ly/tumblr23 

I feel insulted. Thanks anon.

flaming-fagg0t:

singleplaidqueer:

bubonickitten:

riseandwrite:

calibornthisgay:

My Parents Need to Stop Touching My Stuff: The Musical

featuring the hit single “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me”

First Song: Close My Door All The Way

Secret track: “I Made A Long Distance Call To My Mother Just To Find Out Where The Hell She Put My Socks”

Big Group Number: I Know You Have A Favorite (It’s Not Me)

Dramatic song: That’s Not My Name, That’s The Dog’s

(Source: praiselujah, via lubefairy)

paralleltoparallel:

do you ever want to just take Ron Weasley into your arms and hold him and stroke his hair and whisper “I’m sorry for what the movies did to you.”

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controllare:

imagine if you sneezed and then spoke another language for the rest of your life

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aveaucado:

do you like my blog?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

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the-laughing-cactus:

the-laughing-cactus:

where did the pizza go?

i (2x4) it.

image

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